So, when is the last time you have ever seen anything so cool? It's like the Swiss Army Knife of bottle openers. It's the Transformer of Shotgun Openers.
No more looking for knives to poke holes in cans. No more will you have to risk cutting off your hand. No more risk popping a huge hole in the can and pouring it all over the floor.
Of course, you've never done any of those things. But if this were an infomercial, that's how stupid the script would have been.
And it opens bottles?
Yes, yes it does.
And it opens shotguns?
Now you're getting it!