Merchant Marines often spray pirates with water when they are on the high seas and trying to keep pirates from boarding their ship. They recently started playing Britney Spears music. I guess pirates really hate that!
It kind of makes you wonder what kind of pirates are these out on the seven seas? They certainly aren't the pirates of old who only had honor amongst thieves. Great pirates like Josť Gaspar, Blackbeard and Captain Hook...No?
The Pirate Beer Tap Handle will bring your home bar to life. You'll have raids and your treasures will be stolen when your friends tip their beer steins and drink down their loot. Don't blame us when people start saying things like "Arr" and "Matey."