To which the Captain replied, "Are!"
Bad joke? Well, it's in tune with theme of the beautiful handmade Flintlock Pirate's Pistol Beer Tap Handle. You'll never run out of grog as long as you have the most unique beer tap handle you've ever seen proudly displayed in your home bar.
Well, that is if you keep the kegs full. Then of course, the beer will keep flowing. We really have no control over that. It just sounded good with the whole pirate joke thing.
Tell me again, what were we talking about?