If this is you, you need help! No, that's a joke. You don't need help. Go snowboarding! Go snowboarding as often as you can! Get some hot cocoa and then go snowboarding again because that's what you're about. But every once in a while, take a break and have a beer.
Get on the slopes and make a run down on your snowboard. Or you could just stay home and enjoy the Snowboarder Beer Tap Handle. This one serves beer! You can't get any better than that.
Stands 8" tall.