Most people are afraid of Coyotes. But, not you. You love them. Well friend, I am right there with you. I love them too. They have never done anything to me. Of course, I have never been too close to one. But, I saw one in a magazine once and it was amazing.
Get the beer tap. Who do you know has a Coyote Beer Tap Handle? If no one, then you need to get one. Stands 10" tall.