Okay, so it doesn't actually pour the beer. You'll have to do that for yourself. But if you love bulldogs, this is the beer tap handle that's right for you. It's scary and it will turn peoples' heads.
So, protect your home with a bulldog. Well actually, this one might attract attention. The Bulldog Beer Tap Handle won't keep your friends out of the yard. If you were trying to do that, yeah it won't do that. You'll need a real bulldog for that.
Stands 9" tall.