No, you don't hunt the small, ordinary stuff everyone else does. You did that in your amateur days. You've stepped up your game to an animal more worthy of your hunting skills. That's the buffalo.
Show off how great of a hunter you are when you put your Buffalo Beer Tap Handle on display in your home bar. Your friends will think about their hunting experience and feel dwarfed around you. But, you know how to handle that. Just grab them a cold beer from the tap and pat them on the back. Then you say, "One day my friend. One day!"
Stands 9" tall! I know! Short buffalo, but tall beer tap handle.